PinnedThe Holy UnderwearThe other night I was getting ready for bed, when my husband Kurt walked by in underwearJul 30, 20194Jul 30, 20194
Can Rice Krispie Treats Exist Without the Rice?This morning I was in the kitchen making millet for breakfast when a co-worker, Rick, came in and asked what I was eating…Oct 7, 2021Oct 7, 2021
Backword Shorts Tell No TalesThe other day my husband Kurt and I were walking into the grocery store when I noticed he had his shorts on backward…Sep 17, 2021Sep 17, 2021
Cave Women Don’t Wear LeggingsIt’s that time of year when office illness abounds and one rogue sneeze can send chairs scattering in terror.Feb 5, 2020Feb 5, 2020
My Potato Chips are Talking to MePeople think politicians are puppet masters — hypnotizing us with their magic words and bending us to their will.Jan 22, 20201Jan 22, 20201
Did My Dog Just Brexit?My husband and I fell asleep on New Year’s Eve around 11 pm (yes, we’re one of those couples) and all was well until I woke a while later…Jan 6, 2020Jan 6, 2020
I Was Brainwashed to Forget ChocolateMy first memory of chocolate was biting the ear off a Chocolate Easter Bunny and trying to cram peanut butter inside the hole.Dec 3, 2019Dec 3, 2019
How to Become a Happy CamperYou’ll need a derby hat, shorts, and brown boots…Sep 11, 20191Sep 11, 20191