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Cave Women Don’t Wear Leggings

Lisa Alex Gray
4 min readFeb 5, 2020

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It’s that time of year when office illness abounds and one rogue sneeze can send chairs scattering in terror.

I think being ostracized as a carrier of the plague (i.e. the common cold, this essay was written pre-covid), is the closest we can get in current society to real community rejection.

Or at least that’s how I felt when I sneezed in a meeting earlier today.

I now understand how cavemen felt when their cave group decided — you’re out — you no longer have value in our cave-society.

Of course, sneezing in a meeting is just one of many areas in my life where I’ve felt rejected by society lately.

The following are a few other times, recently, I’ve worried I might be placed on the “Preparation For Societal Rejection List”.

  1. Grocery Shopping

I was standing in line at the check out watching my items dance along the conveyor belt when I noticed the person behind me in line eyeing my assortment of items with what I could only describe as disdain.

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Lisa Alex Gray
Lisa Alex Gray

Written by Lisa Alex Gray

Writing to make you laugh or at least turn your mouth corners up (I’m easy to please). Thanks for visiting, subscribe at https://lifeisyellow.wixsite.com/enjoy

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