How to Become a Happy Camper

You’ll need a derby hat, shorts, and brown boots…

Illustration by Author

The other day I went to my local health food store and asked the clerk for a pill that would make me not want to” lash out irrationally”.

She just looked at me blankly then proceeded to walk across the length of the store, weaving in and out of the aisles, until she stopped in front of a shelf containing…